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thefluffingtonpost:

Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline

A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation — he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.

After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.

“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”

Via Jill Watson, by way of Bunny Food.

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wannagetlost:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYY

doormousedoodles:

OMG THAT LITTLE TURN.
“WHAT?! What, are you laughing at me? I look AMAZEBALLS.”

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dearserendipity:

you know wassup

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

BACK OFF, DICKBAG! STAMP CLUB MEETING! I RESERVED THIS BENCH TWO WEEKS AGO!

DON’T TAKE ANOTHER STEP UNLESS YOU WANT TO FEEL A BLADE.

WHAT ARE YOU, CHESS CLUB? COLOR GUARD? JUST KIDDING I DON’T CARE! WALK AWAY SLOWLY AND YOU’LL WALK AWAY AT ALL!

WE SPECIFICALLY BLOCKED OUT 2-4PM. SPECIFICALLY.

WE SPECIFIED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TIMEFRAME!

SO IF YOU’RE NOT A PHILATELIST YOU NEED TO BOUNCE.

YOU NEED TO TELL IT WALKING! WE’VE GOT PERFINS TO ANALYZE!

THEY’RE PERFORATED INITIALS, MEANT TO DISCOURAGE THEFT. FIRST USED BY GREAT BRITAIN IN 1868, PERFINS BECAME QUITE COMMON. MANY COUNTRIES USE THEM TO DENOTE OFFICIAL MAIL. FOR EXAMPLE, VARIOUS FEDERAL ORGANIZATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES USE PERFINS-

BRIAN, SHUT UP! THEY’RE NOT IN THE CLUB!

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scoutiepug:

I’m catching up on a little reading.

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captain-tsundere:

I give you a pug playing Amnesia. Because this was me and my friends last Saturday night.

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