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In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.
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On being told his wife had said she’d take his body any day, he replied, “She does take my body every day.” - Paul Bettany
“Can it be done, father? Can a man change his stars?”
My lords, my ladies - and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today… today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege - nay, the pleasure - of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne! I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence… just to better understand the sound… of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ullllllllllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
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list of favorite movies: A Knight’s Tale (2001)
In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
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I watched A Knight’s Tale earlier, one of my favourite films.
When Heath Ledger died, I didn’t watch it for months and months after because it made me sad.
It is honestly hilarious, I love it“It’s called a lance… HELLO”
“You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting… god help you, if it is right for him to do so…”
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My lords, my ladies - and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today… today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege - nay, the pleasure - of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne! I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence… just to better understand the sound… of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ullllllllllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
LMFAO THAT TAG. THAT TAAAG.
I DID TAKE THE CANTERBURY TALES CLASS AT UNI AND I EVEN DID A SPOKEN PRESENTATION OF THE FIRST FORTY-TWO LINES. AND I DID IT IN THE PROPER MIDDLE ENGLISH.
WHAN THAT APRILL WITH HIS SHOURES SOOTE
THE DROGHTE OF MARCH HATH PERCED TO THE ROOTE
AND BATHED EVERY VEYNE IN SWICH LICOUR
OF WHICH VERTU ENGENDRED IS THE FLOURNEVER FORGET.
But… I agree. Chaucer is Paul Bettany. RL Chaucer is not that Chaucer. ;___;
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hark! the raving fangirl flails!
Angie B.: 25. British in a past life. Writer. Zombologist. Buddhist. Whovian. Ravenclaw. Browncoat. Cinemaphile. Baker Street Irregular. Waterbender. Trekkie. Marvel. IS SO DEADLY SHE'S THE BEES KNEES. Basically one of the biggest fangirls and coolest people you will ever meet.
And humble, too.
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And humble, too.
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