Posts tagged brb loling forever.
[image of an open textbook that reads “Part Five: You and Your Special Problems.”]
This is one sarcastic fucking medical textbook.
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i’m going to eat your spleen
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
- Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
- Face of Bo: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out
and then one person will just be like
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people
I literally reblog this every time it comes up
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
This is not my beautiful sink! This is not my beautiful cat!
Picking the right guy to play Obama, that was the challenge, I mean, who is Obama really? We don’t know. We never got his transcripts and they say he’s kinda aloof. So I needed someone who could really dive in and really become Barack Obama and as it turns out, the answer was right in front of me all along: Daniel Day Lewis. He becomes his characters – Hawkeye from ‘The Last of the Mohicans’ and Bill the Butcher from ‘Gangs of New York’ and Abraham Lincoln in, ‘Lincoln’. And you know what? He nailed it. - Steven Spielberg (x)