leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

has this been done before or….

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

vinegod:

Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

plenilune

pinuppussycat:

this is my new favorite thing on the planet.

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

shulkiesmash:

tonystarkrules:

Adventure of Chris Evans

LOL WTF IS THIS I CAN’T EVEN

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

makochantachibanana:

tonimorrisons:

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

this frickin tag omg

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