zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY

mervall:

The highlights of Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods by Rick Riordan.

eros-turannos:

do you ever read too many napoleonic/regency era books in a row and feel like you’re caught in a georgette heyer typhoon

corinthians and rakes and young blades. faro and ratafia. old boney and old hookey. muslin dresses (potentially dampened). driving in hyde park and partying at vauxhall. a WALTZ??? how SCANDALOUS. gaming hells. ADCs being swag and cynical. collar points!!! and extravagantly-tied cravats!!!!! the duchess of richmond’s ball. WATERLOOOOO [strikes breast]. PRINCESS CHARLOTTTTE [strikes breast]. debasing yourself to lady jersey for vouchers to almack’s. white’s and brooks’s. HIGHWAYMEN. crossed letters and hiding a coin under the seal when you can’t cross your lines anymore and you feel bad. SHOE ROSES. debating the elgin marbles. defending mary wollstonecraft vociferously. somewhere in the background caro lamb is being ridiculous and outré and byron is lounging against a wall being snide about some widow he fucked in venice. 

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE

consultingasshat asked: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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beebunny:

Aint nobody fresher than my motherfucken clique

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

onlyleigh:

Avengers Rise of the fangirls

quackenbuschlight:

"50 Shades of Grey: The Movie." Or, as I prefer to call it, "American Psycho 2: Watered-Down Problematic BDSM Boogaloo."

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

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