valerieparker:

 #I don’t understand people who don’t love this movie

If you don’t like this movie I don’t like you

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In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

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LITERALLY JUST MADE THE CONNECTION THAT BERENICE BEJO WAS CHRISTIANA IN A KNIGHT’S TALE.

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EVERYTHING IS SUDDENLY AVENGERS ALL OVER MY DASH AND NOTHING HURTS.

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“Can it be done, father? Can a man change his stars?”

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My lords, my ladies - and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today… today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege - nay, the pleasure - of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne! I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence… just to better understand the sound… of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ullllllllllrrrich von Lichtenstein! 

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occupypawnee:

list of favorite movies: A Knight’s Tale (2001)

In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!

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im-frozebydesire:

I watched A Knight’s Tale earlier, one of my favourite films. 
When Heath Ledger died, I didn’t watch it for months and months after because it made me sad.
It is honestly hilarious, I love it 

“It’s called a lance… HELLO”

“You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting… god help you, if it is right for him to do so…”

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cleansweepfive:

dondarrion:

My lords, my ladies - and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion! Today… today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege - nay, the pleasure - of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne! I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence… just to better understand the sound… of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ullllllllllrrrich von Lichtenstein! 

#the reason i never took the canterbury tales class at my uni is because chaucer irl is not my chaucer aka this chaucer

LMFAO THAT TAG. THAT TAAAG.

I DID TAKE THE CANTERBURY TALES CLASS AT UNI AND I EVEN DID A SPOKEN PRESENTATION OF THE FIRST FORTY-TWO LINES. AND I DID IT IN THE PROPER MIDDLE ENGLISH.

WHAN THAT APRILL WITH HIS SHOURES SOOTE
THE DROGHTE OF MARCH HATH PERCED TO THE ROOTE
AND BATHED EVERY VEYNE IN SWICH LICOUR
OF WHICH VERTU ENGENDRED IS THE FLOUR

NEVER FORGET.

But… I agree. Chaucer is Paul Bettany. RL Chaucer is not that Chaucer. ;___;

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vega-ofthe-lyre:

“They seem much more fun than those boring old pilgrims you hung out with last year. …What is it?”
“Paradise, my dear, stands forward in your eyes.”
“Oh, Geoff, come to bed.”

A Knight’s Tale (Deleted Scene)

…SERIOUSLY, GUYS? SERIOUSLY. Olivia Williams plays Chaucer’s wife, Philippa Roet, in the deleted scenes of A Knight’s Tale, and NO ONE EVER TOLD ME? I have stanned this movie and Paul Bettany in this part ever since it came out and I had NO IDEA and the degree to which this make my soul sublimely happy cannot be quantified. FIC. I WANT ALL OF THE FIC. Does this have to go on my Yuletide requests for next year or will someone write it for me now?

*sad puppy dog eyes*