Posts tagged PERFECT HUMAN BEING.

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One day I shall start a tumblr blog with the URL “itsjusttombakerbeingtombaker“… because IDEK sometimes.

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A message from the birthday boy.

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  • INTERVIEWER: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website, JesseEisenbergGotToFakeKissFamousWomen.org.

He used some pretty sleazy lines, but say what you want, they worked.

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“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.” - Johnny Depp

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rubdown

JAMES: It was weird really, wandering about in tights when everybody else is wearing trousers and shoes.
GEORGIE: You wore shoes, c’mon!
JAMES: I wore boxing boots for a little while didn’t I, remember those?
GEORGIE: Ha! Yeah, they were fun.
JAMES: Ha! She says, Ha! Ha! [about the nostrils he has to wear for Mr. Tumnus] It was okay most of the time, you couldn’t scratch your nose too much. It became a problem when I had a cold, and when I had to do a scene where I cried a lot which you didn’t like doing, did you?
GEORGIE: His nose started to melt. We were doing a take and slowly it came down, and down, and down to his top lip! And then - what did you say James?
JAMES: I said politely ‘I think we better stop now’. That’s what I said, wasn’t it?
GEORGIE: Okay fine. [about what he really said] He swore very very badly! He had to put four dollars in the potty mouth bucket.
JAMES: Georgie had a potty mouth bucket that if anybody swore on set they had to put two dollars in but apparently my swear word was so bad that I had to put four dollars in. Which, I don’t think I ever put those dollars in you know. [to Georgie] I’ll sort you out later.

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This man must be   is perfect. 

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a-l-o-h-o-m-o-r-a:

1. I’d write a book 
2. I would quite like to read more books 
3. Go to Australia and watch the English cricket team play and beat the Australians 
4. Just for a day, run a small country 
5. Everyone says swim with dolphins, don’t they? If I were, I’d go rollerblading with dolphins, that’d be fun. 
6. Get married and have kids and do all that 
7. I would like to be able to count beyond seven. Cool.

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#YOU’LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY 

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